Apr
29
Arlen Specter, the newly minted Democratic Senator from Pennsylvania, let his hair down in a freewheeling press conference at the U.S. Senate today, making this comment about his former Republican colleagues: “Now I can say it: what a bunch of fucking assholes!”
Mr. Specter had a bounce in his step and lilt in his voice as he tore into members of his former party in a press appearance that appeared to set records with its body count.
“This is something I’ve wanted to say for years: is there a bigger dick on this planet than Mitch McConnell?” he said. “I know he thinks he’s doing his job, but please, what a fucking turd.”
(hahahahaha ~A)
Andy Borowitz: Specter: “Now I Can Say It: What a Bunch of F*cking A**holes!”